A Late Antique Twitter Feed (Prokopios as Social Media)
A Late Antique Twitter Feed
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:10)
i heard through the grapevine that Justinian died?!?! #wtf #isthisreal
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BigPro
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@yaboiprokopios reports have it that Justinian has contracted the plague, sources from the Palace has confirmed his death.
(4.1-6))
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:12)
lol jk hes fine... disregard that last tweet
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BigPro
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@yaboiprokopios BREAKING NEWS: Justinian is ALIVE.
((4.3-6))
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:18)
so this means no more bros night anymore? @Belisario
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DPROKO
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Belisarios' mom has got it goin on
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Prokopios TMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:27)
Belisarios said No IM Daddy !!
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Prokopios
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Big Brother isnt stopping me from writing what I want...lol
(0.02)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:25)
@Prokopios The tensions are high even within families. Can't trust anyone
(0.2)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Prokopios U better watch yo self, we comin #bigbrothercoming
(.02)
Prokopios
(Jan 21, 8:16)
I dont want to be just a storyteller, I want to speak the truth.
(0.04)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@Prokopios Prokopios reported that his information seems false
(0.4)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:08)
@Prokopios spill dat tea baby! #teatime
(.04)
Prokopios
(Jan 21, 8:23)
I know my sources are trustworthy. Nobody is snitching.
(0.05)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@Prokopios Prokopios reports first hand stories from his sources.
(0.5)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Prokopios Why r u the only one speaking tho?! #Wheredeyat?
(.05)
pro-loko-gold
(Jan 21, 8:23)
history wont forget tyrants. ill make sure of it #TheSecretHistory hitting shelves near you tomorrow.
(1.08)
@TheRealNews
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@ProkopiosTMZ Justinian is not burning books. However he is killing the innocents at the hippodrome. #bringyourhardhats
(532 C.E.)
ProkopiosTMZ
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@pro-loko-gold We have word that Justinian is now burning the books
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pro-loko-gold
(Jan 21, 8:20)
I'm gonna #expose @Semiramis, @Sardanapalos, and @Nero for being crazy and shameful. follow me. link in the bio! slide up
(1.09)
@TheRealNews
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@ProkopioTMZ Where are you getting these "sources" from? click on our page for daily, unbiased news.
(1.09)
ProkopioTMZ
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@pro-loko-gold Semiramis slept with 100 soldiers and Justinian is still worse
(1.06)
Prokopios500AD
(Jan 21, 8:15)
Belisarios may be gone but his retched deeds have not been forgotten #exposed
(1.10)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:12)
Antonina's mom was a whore. She has no restraint.
(1.11)
Prokopios News
(Jan 23, 8:24)
@@TheRealProkopios Actually... her mom was an actress
(1.11)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@TheRealProkopios the apple doesnt fall far from the tree @Antonina
(1.11)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@TheRealProkopios the apple doesnt fall far from the tree @Antonina
(1.11)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:13)
Antonina was into witchcraft and adultery before marrying Belisarios.
(1.12)
Prokopios News
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@@TheRealProkopios Wasnt committing adultery because she wasnt married... also, learning about poisons and herbs isnt witchcraft
(1.12)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:12)
@TheRealProkopios all those skills transfer to the bedroom? ;)
(1.12)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:14)
She planned on cheating on him from the start, but was #scaredofTheodora.
(1.13)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@TheRealProkopios yeah, but what happened to #popesilverius #conspiracy #cancelculture
(1.14)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:16)
Antonina becomes friends with Theodora by doing her dirty work. They became homies.
(1.14)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Congrats on the new kid @Antonina and @Belisarios
(1.15)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:13)
voyage turns to hot girl summer #tyb
(1.17)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:06)
@Mr.PROKO LOL think you forgot to mention that it was her son #gross
(1.17)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:15)
Belisarios is whipped
(1.18)
Independent-Constantinople
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@FakeNEws multiple eyewitness accounts can confirm this @Makedonia
(1.21)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Mr.PROKO Spot on #BlindedByLove
(1.18)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:21)
Lady got busted, tried to pull the shaggy #wasntme
(1.19)
Independent-Constantinople
(Jan 23, 8:32)
@FakeNEws we may never know the truth, @Antonina swore slaves to secrecy. However, according to @Belisarios, his fly was down
(1. 20 1.28)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@Mr.PROKO lol to hide the most precious spoils of war #YeahRight
(1.19)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Makedonia is laying down the truth #GOAT
(1.21)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@Mr.PROKO Someone had to say it #HeIsTheGOAT
(1.21)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:18)
No more cuffing season #cutheroff
(1.24)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@Mr.PROKO `Shoulda killed her when you had the chance` - Konstantinos
(1.24)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:20)
She is 110% done, BIG pissed
(1.26)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Mr.PROKO When the grass is cut the snakes will be revealed #SnakesInTheGrass #Canceled
(1.26)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Belisarios has defeated Nabedes #herewego #Iknewit #shitishittinthefan
(1.28)
truenews
(Jan 23, 8:24)
@Constantinople_Weekly Neither of these things happened Big B only executed Konstantinos
(1.28)
Constantinople_Weekly
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@pRoKoPiOs Belisarios captures 800 persian cavalry What will he do next!?
((2.28))
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:21)
How are you gonna stay with a woman who cuts out tongues? #getouttathere
(1.28)
truenews
(Jan 23, 8:25)
@ANCIENT DIRT No comment
(1.27)
ANCIENT DIRT
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@@ProkopiLeaks DON'T HATE, MORE POWER TO HER #GIRLBOSS
(1.27)
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:19)
This man really murdered someone because his wife told him to #whipped
(1.29)
truenews
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@ANCIENT DIRT retweet
(1.29)
ANCIENT DIRT
(Jan 23, 8:15)
@@ProkopiLeaks happy wife, happy life #relationshipgoals
(1.29)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 21, 8:20)
The Persians be on some pussy shit #smh
(1.31)
constantinople_Weekly
(Jan 23, 8:15)
@pRoKoPiOs yeah you right
((2.31))
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 21, 8:22)
@Romans #Hideyourkids #Hideyourwives
(1.31)
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Watch your step @Photios, your mom wants to keep her sidepiece at all costs #cougar
(1.35)
ANCIENT DIRT
(Jan 23, 8:17)
@@ProkopiLeaks Photios' mom has got it goin on, she's all I wan and I've waited so long #fountainsofwayne
(1.35)
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:25)
I heard Theos gone, lookin for a new side piece? @Antonina
(1.37)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:13)
@Antonina OMFG cant believe you changed your clothes to fake mourn
(1.39)
Constantinople Press
(Jan 23, 8:24)
@Pro_Kopios the official statement from Theodosios is that he wants to become a monk in Ephesos.
(1.37)
TMZ
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Pro_Kopios Belisarios cried like a baby when his wife's lover left, he still thinks he has a shot with her. This is the saddest thing ever
(1.40)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:15)
@Belisarios Your wife is crazy bruh why are you crying??
(1.40)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:17)
@Theodosios has a secret that i am about to spill...xoxo Gossip Girl
(1.42)
TMZ
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@Pro_Kopios @Beliarios Dont wanna ruin your day but your wife met up with her lover/son the moment you left Byzantion... cuck
(1.42)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:22)
@child_services come get ya girl
(2.03-04)
Constantinople Press
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@Pro_Kopios Antonina stated in an exclusive interview with us that she loves Theodosios like a son. No CPS needed
(1.16)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:24)
@Belisarios tell your wife to check herself before she wrecks herself
(2.06-07)
Constantinople Press
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@Pro_Kopios Our sources say the Empress Theodora keeps her in check.
(1.13)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:21)
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb #showerthoughts
(2.08)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:18)
yo according to my sources, Belisarios step son is swooping in on his own wife...
(2.09)
NotFakeNews
(Jan 23, 8:23)
@ProkopiosTMZ (verified) We would like to formally confirm this suspicion, that boy is swooping.
(2.09)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Hey Theosdosios Im not sure if you heard but Belisarios is on the rampage, you better hide son
(2.11)
NotFakeNews
(Jan 23, 8:25)
@ProkopiosTMZ (verified) Belisarios is officially not okay with this affair. After what felt like an eternity, hes finally plotting on Theo.
(2.11)
Prokopios TMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:25)
Belisarius, in the same breath, stated that he loves his wife, but still might hurt his wife. _(-_-)_/ #Confusion
(2.11)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Prokopios TMZ (verified) obviously TMZ doesnt teach reading comprehension because it obviously says he loves the heck out of her
((2.11))
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:25)
Just heard Belisarios and Photios swore to never betray each other... #bffs
(2.13)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@ProkopiosTMZ (verified) this tweet did not age well #liarliarpantsonfire :$
((3.30))
Proko_528
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Bro what is up w Belisarios?! #fortconquered #squareup cant even rite now
(2.18)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@Proko_528 Belis got some wifey issues.
((2.18))
Proko_528
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Imma just put this out there, #brosb4hoes
(2.21)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:30)
@Proko_528 Belisarios recent decisions as general have made many question if he is fit to command
((2.21))
Philspill
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Proko_528 @Antonina Yall got beef?
((2.21))
Proko_528
(Jan 21, 8:25)
@Belisarios okay guys, cross these rivers... @Arethasmen ight imma head out
(2.23)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@Proko_528 According to sources, Belisarios and troops have been confirmed to cross the Tigris river
((2.23))
Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:15)
#RIP to all the soliders of Lazike. Click the link below to donate supplies #starving #help
(2.27)
ProkoNews
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@Proko_Not_Loko BREAKING NEWS: GREAT EMPEROR JUSTINIAN HAS THE PLAGUE
(4.1)
@Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Belisarios for the #DUB
(2.28-2.30)
Prokonews
(Jan 23, 8:31)
@@Proko_Not_Loko Prokopios, secretary to Justinian, informs that Belisarios has defeated Nabedes and is advancing further.
((2.28))
@Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Chosroes tried to send his boys... but the Romans intercepted them #pick6
(2.30)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@@Proko_Not_Loko Due to lack of supplies and an epidemic, most of their troops have been depleted
((2.27))
@Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Evidently the empress is trying to bribe but that could be #fakenews
(2.34)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@@Proko_Not_Loko not #fakenews its been reported that she has offered a rich reward in return for peaceful policy
((2.34,35))
Prokopios the Gossiper
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Belisarios is a straight up loser, why do you not trust her?
(3.01)
Prokopios the Gossiper
(Jan 21, 8:19)
Antonia has Belisario whipped af.
(3.02)
Justinian Times
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@Prokopios the Gossiper Witnesses testified that despite Antonina's treacherous actions Belisarios could not keep her detained.
(3.1)
Prokopios the Gossiper
(Jan 21, 8:20)
The empress lowkey crazy.
(3.06)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Prokopios the Gossiper U wanna know how crazy? Torturing people and sleeping with her son isnt a particularly sane thing to do but oh well
((1.17) (1.27))
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:20)
Theodora ripped this dude out of the sanctuary. #CrazyBitch
xoxo Gossip Guy
(3.23)
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@Gossip Guy Imagine talking about the empress like that #disrespect
(3.28)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Yo congratz to my man for escaping again AND getting baptized.
xoxo Gossip Guy
xoxo Gossip Guy
(3.24)
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Gossip Guy from a #christianchurch
()
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Gossip Guy from a #christianchurch
()
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:23)
WTF is up with all these priests. No one will do anything to Theodora?! #NotMyPriest
Xoxo Gossip Guy
(3.26)
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Gossip Guy the only explanation is #magic #evil #witch #pharmakeia
()
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Breaking News! Photios has reached Jerusalem #ShoutOutZacharias #PhotiosHadADream
Xoxo Gossip Guy
Xoxo Gossip Guy
(3.28)
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:12)
@Gossip Guy this must be an inside job this is a #betrayal to the emperor
()
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@Gossip Guy Other sources say Photios never made it to Jerusalem... sketchy
(3.28)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:25)
Photios is a MONK!!!
Xoxo Gossip Girl
(3.29)
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@Gossip Guy Pics or it didnt happen
(3.29)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:20)
@the_romans LOL...Bruh, Justinian is totally dead. #PlagueGotHimGood
(4.01-02)
@The_Roman_Times
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@xoxoProkopios An unconfirmed source has said the Justinian has died due to illness
()
KUW Justinian
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@xoxoProkopios Thank God Justinian is finally dead.I heard he actually started the Plague #BlessUp #ThankYouPlague
(4.01-02)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:23)
JK!! #JustinianBackFromTheDead
(4.03)
@The_Roman_Times
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@xoxoProkopios After several reports of Justinian having passed sources have confirmed he is alive and recovered
()
KUW Justinian
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@xoxoProkopios Way to get our hopes up... :/ This is awkward.
(4.3)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:13)
Theodora taking this way to personal #dramaqueen
(4.05)
TMZ_Byzantion
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@yaboiprokopios Reports of Justinian death has spread to the army. Talks of the emperor's passing brought relief however Theodora is MAD.
(4.5)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:14)
#freemyboibouzes
(4.08)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:15)
Heard bouzes got whacked #sadboihours
(4.08)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:16)
my boi bouzes is back but he blind as hell. big rip #oof
(4.12)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:17)
damn they did my boy Belisarios dirty #EmpressMedusa
(4.13)
Justinian Times
(Jan 23, 8:23)
@xoxoProkopios Although he did not commit a crime, they did in fact strip Belisarios of his command.
(4.13)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@BigPro THEY*** did him dirty #powercouple
(4.13)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:25)
You good? @Belisario
(4.16)
The Roman Tribune
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@xoxoProkopios Belisarios is walking around at night, seeming dejected
(4.16)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@BigPro spotted: The big B man finally castrated #youbetterwatchyourselfB #needatamp?
(4.16)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:19)
I aint saying she a gold digger but... @EmpressTheodora
(4.18)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@BigPro hoes before bros #antoninaandtheodrafiveever
(4.18)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:16)
Just found out @Theodora has been keeping @Photios in her secret dungeon. #WTF #FreePhotios
xoxo Gossip Guy
(4.21)
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Gossip Guy click here to learn Theodora's secret kink
(3.29)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Yall pray for my boy Belisario aint nothing wrong with him hes just fearing for his life
(4.21)
Justinian Times
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@xoxoProkopios Belisarios will be sleeping with one eye open. It has been confirmed that Theodora and Antoninia have it out for him.
(4.21)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@BigPro i feel for this little man #bigoof
(4.21)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Breaking News!!! Photios escaped!
xoxo Gossip Guy
(4.22)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:13)
I would be PISSSED if i was @Belisarious #getthatbread
(4.38)
ByzantionStar
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@TheColosseum Reports say Belisarios has been appointed the Commander of the Imperial Grooms. Sources say a marital dispute lead to this.
(4.38)
ProNews
(Jan 23, 8:26)
from: @TheColosseum BREAKING NEWS: Numerous insults prevent the command of Belisarios in the East
(4.38)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@@ProProkopios500 Belisarios wants his old job back, but his wife won't let him #inthedoghouse
(4.38)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:15)
We going on VACAY!#Italy #mybagspacked
(4.39)
ProNews
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@@ProProkopios500 Belisarios the independent man transferred to Italy, said to be in command of the imperial grooms
(4.39)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@@ProProkopios500 Promotion or demotion? Belisarios has to pay for his new job out of his own pocket #privileged
(4.39)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:18)
I love who I love #ageisjustanumber #loveistrue
(4.41)
ProNews
(Jan 23, 8:30)
@@ProProkopios500 A scandal has overtaken the city. Readers main question... Where is the loyalty?
(4.41)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:12)
@@ProProkopios500 Older women are more experienced #cougar
(4.41)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:19)
My VACAY could NOT be any worse #dontask #godhelpme
(4.42)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@@ProProkopios500 Stop complaining that life is shitting on you #complainer
(4.42)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:23)
Everything happens 4 a reason! #Godiswatching #GodisLove #god #iamanangel
(4.44)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:17)
@@ProProkopios500 Looks like god is looking out for Belisarios, too bad his wife is cheating on him #feelsbad
(4.44)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:25)
If you aint wit it, u better quit it. #GOD
(4.45)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:15)
WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! #apocalypse #weready
(499.9 C.E.)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:14)
Did someone say free bread? Come to the hippodrome #archersdontmeanshii #Riotbitch
(532 C.E.)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:16)
Gonna start tweeting now #getusedtoit
This new Hagia Sophia thingy be dope. #jobwelldone #Wheresmyinvite
(532 C.E.)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:18)
Saw Antonina sneek off with dat builder guy. #DRAMA!
(534 C.E.)
@TheRealNews
(Jan 23, 8:32)
And @Tylerthejockey wins the race #oneforthelittleguys
(Fake)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:10)
i heard through the grapevine that Justinian died?!?! #wtf #isthisreal ()
BigPro
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@yaboiprokopios reports have it that Justinian has contracted the plague, sources from the Palace has confirmed his death. (4.1-6))
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:12)
lol jk hes fine... disregard that last tweet ()
BigPro
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@yaboiprokopios BREAKING NEWS: Justinian is ALIVE. ((4.3-6))
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:18)
so this means no more bros night anymore? @Belisario ()
DPROKO
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Belisarios' mom has got it goin on ()
Prokopios TMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:27)
Belisarios said No IM Daddy !! ()
Prokopios
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Big Brother isnt stopping me from writing what I want...lol (0.02)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:25)
@Prokopios The tensions are high even within families. Can't trust anyone (0.2)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Prokopios U better watch yo self, we comin #bigbrothercoming (.02)
Prokopios
(Jan 21, 8:16)
I dont want to be just a storyteller, I want to speak the truth. (0.04)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@Prokopios Prokopios reported that his information seems false (0.4)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:08)
@Prokopios spill dat tea baby! #teatime (.04)
Prokopios
(Jan 21, 8:23)
I know my sources are trustworthy. Nobody is snitching. (0.05)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@Prokopios Prokopios reports first hand stories from his sources. (0.5)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Prokopios Why r u the only one speaking tho?! #Wheredeyat? (.05)
pro-loko-gold
(Jan 21, 8:23)
history wont forget tyrants. ill make sure of it #TheSecretHistory hitting shelves near you tomorrow. (1.08)
@TheRealNews
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@ProkopiosTMZ Justinian is not burning books. However he is killing the innocents at the hippodrome. #bringyourhardhats (532 C.E.)
ProkopiosTMZ
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@pro-loko-gold We have word that Justinian is now burning the books ()
pro-loko-gold
(Jan 21, 8:20)
I'm gonna #expose @Semiramis, @Sardanapalos, and @Nero for being crazy and shameful. follow me. link in the bio! slide up (1.09)
@TheRealNews
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@ProkopioTMZ Where are you getting these "sources" from? click on our page for daily, unbiased news. (1.09)
ProkopioTMZ
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@pro-loko-gold Semiramis slept with 100 soldiers and Justinian is still worse (1.06)
Prokopios500AD
(Jan 21, 8:15)
Belisarios may be gone but his retched deeds have not been forgotten #exposed (1.10)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:12)
Antonina's mom was a whore. She has no restraint. (1.11)
Prokopios News
(Jan 23, 8:24)
@@TheRealProkopios Actually... her mom was an actress (1.11)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@TheRealProkopios the apple doesnt fall far from the tree @Antonina (1.11)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@TheRealProkopios the apple doesnt fall far from the tree @Antonina (1.11)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:13)
Antonina was into witchcraft and adultery before marrying Belisarios. (1.12)
Prokopios News
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@@TheRealProkopios Wasnt committing adultery because she wasnt married... also, learning about poisons and herbs isnt witchcraft (1.12)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:12)
@TheRealProkopios all those skills transfer to the bedroom? ;) (1.12)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:14)
She planned on cheating on him from the start, but was #scaredofTheodora. (1.13)
Cancel_Belisarios
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@TheRealProkopios yeah, but what happened to #popesilverius #conspiracy #cancelculture (1.14)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:16)
Antonina becomes friends with Theodora by doing her dirty work. They became homies. (1.14)
@TheRealProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Congrats on the new kid @Antonina and @Belisarios (1.15)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:13)
voyage turns to hot girl summer #tyb (1.17)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:06)
@Mr.PROKO LOL think you forgot to mention that it was her son #gross (1.17)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:15)
Belisarios is whipped (1.18)
Independent-Constantinople
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@FakeNEws multiple eyewitness accounts can confirm this @Makedonia (1.21)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Mr.PROKO Spot on #BlindedByLove (1.18)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:21)
Lady got busted, tried to pull the shaggy #wasntme (1.19)
Independent-Constantinople
(Jan 23, 8:32)
@FakeNEws we may never know the truth, @Antonina swore slaves to secrecy. However, according to @Belisarios, his fly was down (1. 20 1.28)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@Mr.PROKO lol to hide the most precious spoils of war #YeahRight (1.19)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Makedonia is laying down the truth #GOAT (1.21)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@Mr.PROKO Someone had to say it #HeIsTheGOAT (1.21)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:18)
No more cuffing season #cutheroff (1.24)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@Mr.PROKO `Shoulda killed her when you had the chance` - Konstantinos (1.24)
Mr.PROKO
(Jan 21, 8:20)
She is 110% done, BIG pissed (1.26)
FakeNEws
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Mr.PROKO When the grass is cut the snakes will be revealed #SnakesInTheGrass #Canceled (1.26)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Belisarios has defeated Nabedes #herewego #Iknewit #shitishittinthefan (1.28)
truenews
(Jan 23, 8:24)
@Constantinople_Weekly Neither of these things happened Big B only executed Konstantinos (1.28)
Constantinople_Weekly
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@pRoKoPiOs Belisarios captures 800 persian cavalry What will he do next!? ((2.28))
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:21)
How are you gonna stay with a woman who cuts out tongues? #getouttathere (1.28)
truenews
(Jan 23, 8:25)
@ANCIENT DIRT No comment (1.27)
ANCIENT DIRT
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@@ProkopiLeaks DON'T HATE, MORE POWER TO HER #GIRLBOSS (1.27)
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:19)
This man really murdered someone because his wife told him to #whipped (1.29)
truenews
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@ANCIENT DIRT retweet (1.29)
ANCIENT DIRT
(Jan 23, 8:15)
@@ProkopiLeaks happy wife, happy life #relationshipgoals (1.29)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 21, 8:20)
The Persians be on some pussy shit #smh (1.31)
constantinople_Weekly
(Jan 23, 8:15)
@pRoKoPiOs yeah you right ((2.31))
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 21, 8:22)
@Romans #Hideyourkids #Hideyourwives (1.31)
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Watch your step @Photios, your mom wants to keep her sidepiece at all costs #cougar (1.35)
ANCIENT DIRT
(Jan 23, 8:17)
@@ProkopiLeaks Photios' mom has got it goin on, she's all I wan and I've waited so long #fountainsofwayne (1.35)
@ProkopiLeaks
(Jan 21, 8:25)
I heard Theos gone, lookin for a new side piece? @Antonina (1.37)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:13)
@Antonina OMFG cant believe you changed your clothes to fake mourn (1.39)
Constantinople Press
(Jan 23, 8:24)
@Pro_Kopios the official statement from Theodosios is that he wants to become a monk in Ephesos. (1.37)
TMZ
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Pro_Kopios Belisarios cried like a baby when his wife's lover left, he still thinks he has a shot with her. This is the saddest thing ever (1.40)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:15)
@Belisarios Your wife is crazy bruh why are you crying?? (1.40)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:17)
@Theodosios has a secret that i am about to spill...xoxo Gossip Girl (1.42)
TMZ
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@Pro_Kopios @Beliarios Dont wanna ruin your day but your wife met up with her lover/son the moment you left Byzantion... cuck (1.42)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:22)
@child_services come get ya girl (2.03-04)
Constantinople Press
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@Pro_Kopios Antonina stated in an exclusive interview with us that she loves Theodosios like a son. No CPS needed (1.16)
Pro_Kopios
(Jan 21, 8:24)
@Belisarios tell your wife to check herself before she wrecks herself (2.06-07)
Constantinople Press
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@Pro_Kopios Our sources say the Empress Theodora keeps her in check. (1.13)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:21)
The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb #showerthoughts (2.08)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:18)
yo according to my sources, Belisarios step son is swooping in on his own wife... (2.09)
NotFakeNews
(Jan 23, 8:23)
@ProkopiosTMZ (verified) We would like to formally confirm this suspicion, that boy is swooping. (2.09)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Hey Theosdosios Im not sure if you heard but Belisarios is on the rampage, you better hide son (2.11)
NotFakeNews
(Jan 23, 8:25)
@ProkopiosTMZ (verified) Belisarios is officially not okay with this affair. After what felt like an eternity, hes finally plotting on Theo. (2.11)
Prokopios TMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:25)
Belisarius, in the same breath, stated that he loves his wife, but still might hurt his wife. _(-_-)_/ #Confusion (2.11)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Prokopios TMZ (verified) obviously TMZ doesnt teach reading comprehension because it obviously says he loves the heck out of her ((2.11))
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 21, 8:25)
Just heard Belisarios and Photios swore to never betray each other... #bffs (2.13)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@ProkopiosTMZ (verified) this tweet did not age well #liarliarpantsonfire :$ ((3.30))
Proko_528
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Bro what is up w Belisarios?! #fortconquered #squareup cant even rite now (2.18)
ProkopiosTMZ (verified)
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@Proko_528 Belis got some wifey issues. ((2.18))
Proko_528
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Imma just put this out there, #brosb4hoes (2.21)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:30)
@Proko_528 Belisarios recent decisions as general have made many question if he is fit to command ((2.21))
Philspill
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Proko_528 @Antonina Yall got beef? ((2.21))
Proko_528
(Jan 21, 8:25)
@Belisarios okay guys, cross these rivers... @Arethasmen ight imma head out (2.23)
Pro_kopios
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@Proko_528 According to sources, Belisarios and troops have been confirmed to cross the Tigris river ((2.23))
Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:15)
#RIP to all the soliders of Lazike. Click the link below to donate supplies #starving #help (2.27)
ProkoNews
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@Proko_Not_Loko BREAKING NEWS: GREAT EMPEROR JUSTINIAN HAS THE PLAGUE (4.1)
@Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Belisarios for the #DUB (2.28-2.30)
Prokonews
(Jan 23, 8:31)
@@Proko_Not_Loko Prokopios, secretary to Justinian, informs that Belisarios has defeated Nabedes and is advancing further. ((2.28))
@Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Chosroes tried to send his boys... but the Romans intercepted them #pick6 (2.30)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@@Proko_Not_Loko Due to lack of supplies and an epidemic, most of their troops have been depleted ((2.27))
@Proko_Not_Loko
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Evidently the empress is trying to bribe but that could be #fakenews (2.34)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@@Proko_Not_Loko not #fakenews its been reported that she has offered a rich reward in return for peaceful policy ((2.34,35))
Prokopios the Gossiper
(Jan 21, 8:18)
Belisarios is a straight up loser, why do you not trust her? (3.01)
Prokopios the Gossiper
(Jan 21, 8:19)
Antonia has Belisario whipped af. (3.02)
Justinian Times
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@Prokopios the Gossiper Witnesses testified that despite Antonina's treacherous actions Belisarios could not keep her detained. (3.1)
Prokopios the Gossiper
(Jan 21, 8:20)
The empress lowkey crazy. (3.06)
pRoKoPiOs
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Prokopios the Gossiper U wanna know how crazy? Torturing people and sleeping with her son isnt a particularly sane thing to do but oh well ((1.17) (1.27))
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:20)
Theodora ripped this dude out of the sanctuary. #CrazyBitch xoxo Gossip Guy (3.23)
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@Gossip Guy Imagine talking about the empress like that #disrespect (3.28)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Yo congratz to my man for escaping again AND getting baptized. xoxo Gossip Guy xoxo Gossip Guy (3.24)
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Gossip Guy from a #christianchurch ()
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@Gossip Guy from a #christianchurch ()
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:23)
WTF is up with all these priests. No one will do anything to Theodora?! #NotMyPriest Xoxo Gossip Guy (3.26)
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@Gossip Guy the only explanation is #magic #evil #witch #pharmakeia ()
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:24)
Breaking News! Photios has reached Jerusalem #ShoutOutZacharias #PhotiosHadADream Xoxo Gossip Guy Xoxo Gossip Guy (3.28)
@The_Real_Roman_Empire
(Jan 23, 8:12)
@Gossip Guy this must be an inside job this is a #betrayal to the emperor ()
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@Gossip Guy Other sources say Photios never made it to Jerusalem... sketchy (3.28)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:25)
Photios is a MONK!!! Xoxo Gossip Girl (3.29)
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:13)
@Gossip Guy Pics or it didnt happen (3.29)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:20)
@the_romans LOL...Bruh, Justinian is totally dead. #PlagueGotHimGood (4.01-02)
@The_Roman_Times
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@xoxoProkopios An unconfirmed source has said the Justinian has died due to illness ()
KUW Justinian
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@xoxoProkopios Thank God Justinian is finally dead.I heard he actually started the Plague #BlessUp #ThankYouPlague (4.01-02)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 21, 8:23)
JK!! #JustinianBackFromTheDead (4.03)
@The_Roman_Times
(Jan 23, 8:26)
@xoxoProkopios After several reports of Justinian having passed sources have confirmed he is alive and recovered ()
KUW Justinian
(Jan 23, 8:10)
@xoxoProkopios Way to get our hopes up... :/ This is awkward. (4.3)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:13)
Theodora taking this way to personal #dramaqueen (4.05)
TMZ_Byzantion
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@yaboiprokopios Reports of Justinian death has spread to the army. Talks of the emperor's passing brought relief however Theodora is MAD. (4.5)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:14)
#freemyboibouzes (4.08)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:15)
Heard bouzes got whacked #sadboihours (4.08)
yaboiprokopios
(Jan 21, 8:16)
my boi bouzes is back but he blind as hell. big rip #oof (4.12)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:17)
damn they did my boy Belisarios dirty #EmpressMedusa (4.13)
Justinian Times
(Jan 23, 8:23)
@xoxoProkopios Although he did not commit a crime, they did in fact strip Belisarios of his command. (4.13)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:07)
@BigPro THEY*** did him dirty #powercouple (4.13)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:25)
You good? @Belisario (4.16)
The Roman Tribune
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@xoxoProkopios Belisarios is walking around at night, seeming dejected (4.16)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@BigPro spotted: The big B man finally castrated #youbetterwatchyourselfB #needatamp? (4.16)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:19)
I aint saying she a gold digger but... @EmpressTheodora (4.18)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@BigPro hoes before bros #antoninaandtheodrafiveever (4.18)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:16)
Just found out @Theodora has been keeping @Photios in her secret dungeon. #WTF #FreePhotios xoxo Gossip Guy (4.21)
ROMAN GOSSIP
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@Gossip Guy click here to learn Theodora's secret kink (3.29)
BigPro
(Jan 21, 8:22)
Yall pray for my boy Belisario aint nothing wrong with him hes just fearing for his life (4.21)
Justinian Times
(Jan 23, 8:27)
@xoxoProkopios Belisarios will be sleeping with one eye open. It has been confirmed that Theodora and Antoninia have it out for him. (4.21)
xoxoProkopios
(Jan 23, 8:16)
@BigPro i feel for this little man #bigoof (4.21)
Gossip Guy
(Jan 21, 8:17)
Breaking News!!! Photios escaped! xoxo Gossip Guy (4.22)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:13)
I would be PISSSED if i was @Belisarious #getthatbread (4.38)
ByzantionStar
(Jan 23, 8:28)
@TheColosseum Reports say Belisarios has been appointed the Commander of the Imperial Grooms. Sources say a marital dispute lead to this. (4.38)
ProNews
(Jan 23, 8:26)
from: @TheColosseum BREAKING NEWS: Numerous insults prevent the command of Belisarios in the East (4.38)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:09)
@@ProProkopios500 Belisarios wants his old job back, but his wife won't let him #inthedoghouse (4.38)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:15)
We going on VACAY!#Italy #mybagspacked (4.39)
ProNews
(Jan 23, 8:29)
@@ProProkopios500 Belisarios the independent man transferred to Italy, said to be in command of the imperial grooms (4.39)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:11)
@@ProProkopios500 Promotion or demotion? Belisarios has to pay for his new job out of his own pocket #privileged (4.39)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:18)
I love who I love #ageisjustanumber #loveistrue (4.41)
ProNews
(Jan 23, 8:30)
@@ProProkopios500 A scandal has overtaken the city. Readers main question... Where is the loyalty? (4.41)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:12)
@@ProProkopios500 Older women are more experienced #cougar (4.41)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:19)
My VACAY could NOT be any worse #dontask #godhelpme (4.42)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:14)
@@ProProkopios500 Stop complaining that life is shitting on you #complainer (4.42)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:23)
Everything happens 4 a reason! #Godiswatching #GodisLove #god #iamanangel (4.44)
TheColosseum
(Jan 23, 8:17)
@@ProProkopios500 Looks like god is looking out for Belisarios, too bad his wife is cheating on him #feelsbad (4.44)
@ProProkopios500
(Jan 21, 8:25)
If you aint wit it, u better quit it. #GOD (4.45)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:15)
WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! #apocalypse #weready (499.9 C.E.)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:14)
Did someone say free bread? Come to the hippodrome #archersdontmeanshii #Riotbitch (532 C.E.)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:16)
Gonna start tweeting now #getusedtoit This new Hagia Sophia thingy be dope. #jobwelldone #Wheresmyinvite (532 C.E.)
@DATguy
(Jan 23, 8:18)
Saw Antonina sneek off with dat builder guy. #DRAMA! (534 C.E.)
@TheRealNews
(Jan 23, 8:32)
And @Tylerthejockey wins the race #oneforthelittleguys (Fake)